Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading.
My teasers:

And two more from the first chapter in the final Artemis Fowl book by Eoin Colfer, which will be out in July. This chapter was released a few day ago and I couldn't resist. *-*
Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface. — chapter 1, The Last Guardian (Artemis Fowl, #8) by Eoin Colfer
"May the fours be with you," the centaur whispered to Artemis his standard greeting/joke for the past six months. — chapter 1, The Last Guardian (Artemis Fowl, #8) by Eoin Colfer
Anyone can participate in Teaser Tuesdays. Just do the following:
• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers! ☺
Share your own teasers!